昨天来了个老外进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看大家都在打游戏只有自己比较清闲.于是上前微笑:
前:Hello.
老:Hi.
前:You have what thing?
老:Can you speak english?
前:If I not speak english,I am speaking what?
老:Can anybody else speak english?
前:You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!
老:Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?
前:Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?
老:I want to speak to your head.
前:Head not zai. You tomorrow come! |